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How Wal-Mart FUCTS YOU OVER

Wal-Mart does not own its inventory. The company doesnt get its money until the item is sold. Thats why they have so much inventory. One way Wal-Mart screws you over i found out recently is when they get items such as mouthwash or hairspray or somthing that says 20% more for the same price. What they do i found out is put the items all around the store like in the front and all stacked up so you can barely get fuckin around it with a big sign saying on sale. You think you are getting a bargain. But if you go look in the aisle that sells it they have the item with the 20% more for the same price. My grandpa told me this when he went 2 buy his beloved SlimFast, he went in the aisle and saw it came with an extra can. Sneaky little bastards aren't they?

I did not do this i got it off the internet.
I wish I did, but i didn't. Please read on its really funny what this guy did 2 Wal-Mart

when a Wal-Mart was built in my town. Even worse, it turned out that their phone number was similar to my own. Almost immediately, my phone was jammed with calls from customers who tried, unsuccessfully, to dial the Wal-Mart number from memory.


For a while, I was tormented by these people. I mean, there is nothing like being jarred awake on a Saturday morning by an old woman who wants to know how much plastic serving trays cost, especially when you tell her that she has the wrong number and she calls back a minute later just to be sure she has the wrong number. After a few days of this nonsense, I decided that it was time to turn on the old Mindfuck charm. From then on, when callers said, "Is this...Wal-Mart?" I would say, "Yes it is! How may I help you?" in my most plastic, public relations voice. From there, I let my evil creativity flow.

Caller: Are those plants on your sidewalk for sale?

Me: I'm glad you asked. Today is customer appreciation day. Those plants are free gifts that we are giving to the community as a way of thanking everyone for shopping at Wal-Mart.

Caller: They're free?!

Me: Sure! Just pull your car up in front of the store and load as many as you want into your trunk!

People really believed they were talking to a Wal-Mart employee. They didn't suspect a prank because, after all, they called me.

I tried to make a game of this situation by seeing how many different ways I could mess with my unfortunate callers. It seemed like I could accomplish two things by doing this: I could annoy the people who were wasting my time and I could chase customers away from Wal-Mart (thereby severing their pact with Satan).

Lady: I tried to use my credit card at your store earlier today and it was rejected. When I thought about it, it didn't seem fair. Why did you reject my card?

Me: Have you had a credit problem in our store before?

Lady: Well, I had problems in other Wal-Marts but never in yours.

Me: So, we are supposed to let you rip-off all of our outlets before we should reject your credit?

Lady: But I just wanted to buy a few small items....

Me: Listen, lady, you had better straighten up and fly right.

Lady: But I only wanted a few things....

Me: You have already abused your shopping privileges with us. From now on, you are banned from Wal-Mart! I will personally send your driver's license photo to every Wal-Mart across the country. If we see you in one of our stores we will have our security staff escort you off the property!

Lady: Are you kidding me?!

Me: Listen, lady; DON'T FUCK WITH WAL-MART! People who cause trouble for us tend to disappear...if you know what I mean.

After a while, I became bored with these tactics. Like a drug addict, I needed to take things to another level in order to keep the high going. I knew that I was getting out of hand but at that point I didn't care.

I started telling callers that they would receive 25 percent off their next Wal-Mart purchase if they'd answer a few survey questions that would allow us to get a "general customer profile" on the community. Nobody passed on this offer.

The questions started innocently enough. I asked things like, "How often do you shop at Wal-Mart? Do you live within five miles of a Wal-Mart?" and "How many times a year do you buy cough medicine?" Things slowly digressed, however, with questions like, "Have you suffered from diarrhea in the last 12 months?" and "Would you describe your menstrual flow as mild, medium, or heavy?" (I would ask this question regardless of the caller's gender).

Amazingly, all my callers answered these questions. I don't think they would have shared such personal information with me if I asked them outright but they were happy to tell me all kinds of things if I worked my way into it gradually (they really wanted that 25 percent discount!).

Once I had my victims where I wanted them, I was able to do a little improvisation. I would follow up the more innocuous questions with pissers like:

"Would you rather look bad or smell bad?"

"What is your sexual orientation?"

"Have you ever been a member of a Communist organization that is dedicated to the overthrow of the American government?"

"Are you circumcised?"

"Did you ever suspect that aliens have planted listening devices in your head so your thoughts can be broadcast to foreign governments?"

"When was the last time you engaged in oral sex?"

Of course, these questions confounded my callers. They usually asked me why I was asking for such unusual information. To this, I either said, "Wal-Mart needs to know these things. Don't worry about why we need to know these things. We just need to know." Or I said, "It will help us to better serve your needs." I promptly followed this reassurance with a ridiculous question like "How often do you masturbate?"

This kind of thing went on for three years before Wal-Mart changed their number. In the meantime, they lost a lot of customers as a result poor public relations. Now these shoppers have to go elsewhere to meet their cat toy and spandex needs. It's a shame, really.

I got this list out of POPSmear Magazine
This guy hates Wal-Mart more than me

I have written several articles about my ongoing battle with The Great Corporate Satan (aka "Wal-Mart"). To make matters worse, Dino sent along a list of things that you can do to your local portal to the underworld. Check these out:

Have an Extra-Special Fun Time at Wal-Mart!
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station and turn them off. Set all the volumes to the maximum level.

6. Put M&Ms on layaway.

7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Take up an entire aisle in the toy section by setting up a scale battlefield with G.I. Joe and X-Men figures.

11. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick me! Pick me!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

14. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

15. Go into the dressing room and yell, really loud: "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

FUCK WAL-MART

It was just the other week end when I went to Cedar Rapids with my grandparents. My grandpa doesn't like going to Zip Mart to get gas cause they never talk too him and he thinks they sell drugs in there. He doesn't like the workers at Casey's or Grieders cause they are pricks. The only place he gets gas is at CO-OP or at Wal-Mart. Both these places you can use a card and never see another person except another customer. As you can tell my grandpa and I arn't people persons.
So we were in CR so i can get a new guitar amp (in which i did) and my grandpa stoped at Wal-Mart too get gas. While waiting in the car i saw a mentally retarded guy(literally) walking all over the parking lot and i started freakin' out like what the fuck is he doin then i realized he was a worker who cause of EQUAL OPPORTUNITY Wal-Mart has to hire him. Now i felt sorry for the poor guy cause he was put on the shittiest job they could give him; and thats to bring all the shopping carts in the store. He had to go in and out of the lanes and fish the carts out of the parking spaces, in the place where they are supposed too be, and from the fuckin' road or lane. Which was left there probably from some stupid fucker who is too lazy too put it in the corrale which is less than fifteen feet away. Yes thats right fifteen fuckin' feet guaruntee its less than 20ft at the most cause Wal-Mart knows that its shoppers are fat fuckin trailer trash. Now i used to not hate Wal-Mart i mean they have cheap playstation games though Target is the best store EVER. But ever since the knew Wal-Mart came in all the fat fuckers in thier K-Mart sweatpants. I hate these slobs who don't walk on the right side of the isle and drive thier god-damn motorized RASCALS (TM) around. My great grandma who is going on 94 two days after my b-day (next months rant will be about birthdays)doesn't even use one of those when she goes there. Also they edit thier CD's which wouldn't bother me if back in 98-97 when i bought the limp bizkit CD they didnt have it written on the CD or anywhere around the whole mother fuckin store. Took it out in the car and listened two stuck everthing's ok then i listened to faith and it goes "get the _____ up!" what the fuck is that i screamed after the third time i played it over and wiped the cd off finally my sister said that they edit some cds. Not they have a little thing that says edited on SOME CD's at the BARCODE. Who the fuck looks at the barcode? And they don't even put it on all CD's. My sister bougth the KoRn issues CD which didnt have the edited on it yet and the Kid Rock Cd devil without a coase, and Limp Bizkit significant other which did have the edited on it. My sister bought the CD's again at Target but was really fuckin pissed as would of I, as i AM. In fact go too the if you Silence me section and write to ROCK OUT CENSORSHIP get a pamphlet or send money or do both. I hate the workers there too; nutty fuckin things or fat women named Staci who are balding. I am gonna stop shopping there and i ask you too also TARGET rules.

I KNOW ITS ONLY ONE PERSON BUT ITS RIGHT FOR THE RECIPE.

I will stop bitchin' about Wal-Mart. I hate fuckin wal-mart.

DES MOINES PARADE.

I wrote this and lost it so i will try doing it again as much as i can remember.
I went to Des Moines first like christmas like parade. There were many stupid people there and i will tell you about them.
During the parade which sucked. And had like 5 floats for BLank Park Zoo one having an elephant on it BLANK PARK DOESNT HAVE ELEPHANTS! I had 2 stand next 2 some really annoying kids. and across the street was a big fat lady with no coat. This wasnt the first person i saw with no coat i saw a kid with his mom, he didnt have a coat, i think this should be considered child abuse or neglect or somthin it was fuckin freezing and if you saw a picture you would see tons of people in downtown des moines wearing big heavy coats,stocking, hats and whatnot still cold then 2 big fat chicks with no coats. I GUESS THIER WELFARE CHECKS CAME LATE BECAUSE OF THE ANTHRAX SCARE AT THE POST OFFICES!
This lady's kid started running across the street before the parade started. The kid was already on my side and she was like "HEY come back here." and lifted her leg as if "MAYBE IF I MAKE THE KID THINK I WILL KICK HIM IF HE GOES THIS WAY HE WILL GO The OTHER WAY" stupid bitch. THe same fat chick started like dancing and my mom asked me if she turns me on like that shakira chick on MTV cause she was like doin a belly dance or somthing.
LIKE I SAID THE PARADE SUCKED BUT THERE WAS TONS OF PEOPLE THERE AND THE FIREWORKS WERE AWESOME! Downtown des moines was packed i never saw so many people in my whole life it was an experience.
When the fireworks started the did them on a bridge of the desmoines river. they didnt want anybody on the other bridges because of falling pieces of the fireworks. Obviously they weren't going 2 start until everyone was off the bridge because they had people announcing it. They did a shit job there were like 2 people on our bridge i guess they thought word of mouth would travel also but they didnt realize people are 2 stupid 2 listen 2 other pedestrians. SO after we got everybody off the bridge stupid ass people kept on trying 2 run acrost it, i never saw such stupid people.
Along the bridges were bags over the parking meters saying EMERGENCY NO PARKING. this i thought was funny cause there was no emergency. THere would of been hell if sombody would of started up a riot cause there was a shit load of people there and very little cops even if there would of been more cops they wouldnt of been trained for somthing that big and riot police and national guard would of took a long time. Children were there it would have been hectic.

I never really understood the case of this guy until i read this. IF YOU DONT KNOW BY NOW this country was formed by rich white men. And to this day if your rich enough 2 have a good lawyer you can do what you want. OJ SIMPSON. If your not rich enough 2 have a good lawyer you are usually skull fuct these days.
SO I will post it for all of you 2 read.

We first heard of this case some years back when the Fraternal Order of Police and Senate Majority Leader Robert Dole pressured National Public Radio into censoring a Series of commentaries on prison life recorded by Mr. Jamal. Then Pennsylvania prison authorities put Mr. Jamal into punitive confinement as punishment for writing his first book, Live from Death Row, published by Addison-Wesley.

We began to ask ourselves, shouldn't political dissidents in THIS country enjoy the same rights that the U.S. government demands for political dissidents in Chine or Iran?

When we looked into the case, we found that Mr. Jamal was a prominent radio journalist in Philadelphia. He frequently reported cases of police misconduct on the air and was threatened along with other journalists by then Mayor Rizzo. He had no criminal record, but as we later learned, he had an enormous FBI surveillance file that had been kept on him since he was 15 years old.

His trial in 1982 was nothing short of a travesty. He was denied the funds necessary to hire expert witnesses, his court-appointed attorney did not interview a single witness before putting them on the stand, he was denied the right to represent himself, and then he was barred from attending his own trial when he continued to protest these outrageous acts. Important evidence was withheld from the defense by the police and prosecution. Witnesses were induced to change their testimony. And the state used its preemptory challenges to knock off prospective jurors on the basis of race.

Perhaps the most absurd allegation against Jamal is that he confessed to shooting Officer Daniel Faulkner. Jamal had been shot by Officer Faulkner and was beaten by other police arriving at the scene. Two months later, when Mr. Jamal filed police brutality charges, the police officers who were with him that night suddenly "remembered" that he had confessed. This was accepted by the court, even though the emergency room doctor and written police reports from that evening said that Jamal had made no statement.

So much patriotism in America these days in the AWAKENING of the September 11 attacks all of this anthrax (that rhymes I might write a song about it nahhh) . JFK once said, Forgive but never forget. I think we should do this. Bombing them isnt getting us anywhere just wasting jour money on bombs. And us giving them our ARMY meals are giving them DIARREAH, they are not used of our food, especially peanut butter in which consists in almost everyone of those meals. In some retrospective this is good that you guys wake the fuck up and realize we are not invincible and we can go down. We are hated. We must accept that. JFK once said, Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. This may be true. JFK had many smart things to say about America.
Lately I have been seeing buttons, stickers, and shirts with the American flag reading THESE COLORS DONT BLEED.

Of coarse they dont bleed your flags are made out of nylon and plastic. I have ceased to see a cloth flag in like the last ....5 years. In your corporate world they decided to make everything cheaper and easier. Even your pride and joy, what you call your flag. Of coarse if you do have a cloth flag more than likely Ethiopian children made it. Or if it was made in America it was probably made by illegal Mexicans trying to make a living.
In actuality they should have a sticker that says,

This Flag WON'T burn.

Because its made out of nylon. It melts.

SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor...

COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk..

FASCISM
You have two cows, the government takes them and sells you the milk...

BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain...

CAPITALISM
You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull..

CORPORATE
You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead...

DEMOCRACY
You have two cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country that has only one cow which was a gift from your government

BELLE PLAINE POLICE=WORTHLESS

STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE POLICE REPORT IN TWICE MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THE POLICE CAUGHT 4 PEOPLE!

All cops arn't bad. I am not an anarchist, we need a government and we need some type of authority, god knows we do considering how stupid most people are i dont even want to think what the hell would happen. Police dont do a good job at what they are doing and most are lazy.

I am gonna tell you some personal stories about the Belle Plaine police. The police are regular people. REGULAR PEOPLE! stupid like us and make mistakes like us.
I was drunk last weekend and was forced into taking abreathalizer test before the police even smelled our bottles of gatoraid and everclear. I took mine and blew 0.194 twice the legal limit. I kept the straw/filter thing. I truly dont think anybody turned us in, but we were questioned searched and everything before our parents came.
The two cops Chris and Rusty were really cool with us, still they fuct up alot.
I was read my rights even though ji didnt and still dont understand them.
You have the right to remain silent anything you do or say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
RIGHT 2 REMAIN SILENT?
Couldnt they just say for me 2 be quite and then say all the court of law bullshit doing and saying crap.
THEY LOST MY BOTTLE OF GATORAID AND EVERCLEAR!
When i heard that i go, "OW you guys are really doing your job aren't ya, I know how the government works now."
I got public intox and pocession even though they lost my shit. stupidbastards. All in all it wasnt that bad i am going to be on probation and community service a 6hour straight ASAC class.

They next part I am going to tell you only because i want to show you really how worthless the Belle Plaine police are.

I dont like parading my emotions usually cause i dont seak attention or sorrow in this kind of way.
Last year May 28 my life changed forever.
I was awoke by the phone and was told that my sister Roberta was shot to death along with her boyfriend we all called Boomer. The killer was my sister's Ex boyfriend and father of the baby boy my sister Roberta was carrying. The basturd some how walked or got a ride from the cockroach hotel where all the low life losers live down to the very edge of town with a sawed off 12 gauge.
Boomer's neice was there when it happened and ran to the next house were the police were called.
When the cops arrived they were 2 pussy 2 enter the house until the Sheriff or patrol man came. Meanwhile my 2 year old neice was inside hiding behind the couch. Roberta and Boomer couldn't of survived probably but Roberta's child that she was carrying MIGHT of been able to be saved.
When the cops finally got in there they left my neice Elizabeth inside the house for a some time. They didnt even notice the killer shot himself in the hall for a long time. Dont you think they would of walked through it checking it out? What fucking kind of worthless fucking bastards are they. They shouldnt even be working in a job like this.

My life will never be the same.
Never.
It sickens me how a person would cause so much damage. Can destroy peoples lives. My neice will never get 2 see her mother in her lifetime.
System of a down lyrics,"Everybody needs a mother, FUCKER!"
Fuck you rick, fuck you!. how can sombody do this you never think its can happen to you till it gets the family.
And it sickens me what a shitty job the police did.

With all this anthrax scare shit i thought i would make fun of it. Gas masks were really hard 2 buy after Sept 11 many gas masks websites are all out. People are so paranoid its stupid. The government banned crop dusters. So basically until it calms down we have crop dusters with no jobs, crop duster schools employees with no jobs ect.
I found these quotes they arent real but they are still funny.
There are many types of psycho paranoid dumbfounded dipshits. There is Crazy Mary who is the psycho soccer mom--"It's certainly frightening to consider, but I take comfort in the fact that it can't happen to me.
It can't happen to me.
It can't happen to me.
It can't happen..."
And there is Paranoid Pat who still goes 2 work but can snap at any time--"I'm not breathing any air until I've seen somebody else breathe it first."
And then there is Never leave the house nick--"I bought a gas mask for protection. I also bought an anthrax vaccine, a safety suit, and a hermetically sealed house that I never leave."
Religous Rick who thinks god will pull him through--"This is the plague The Bible done talked about."

The anthrax scare is exactly what it is a SCARE.

"Speaking of which, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just dropped a toxic payload of catastrophic size in there, man."

Clear channel owns most radio stations in the US. They decided 2 make a list of songs not 2 play until the people of the US get over what happened SEPT 11
Some of these songs i understand others i dontThe Songs


Here is the list of songs deemed "lyrically questionable" by Clear Channel:

Alice In Chains, "Rooster"
Alice In Chains, "Sea of Sorrow"
Alice In Chains, "Down in a Hole"
Alice In Chains, "Them Bones"
Beastie Boys, "Sure Shot"
Beastie Boys, "Sabotage"
The Cult, "Fire Woman"
Everclear, "Santa Monica (Watch the World Die)"
Filter, Hey Man, "Nice Shot"
Foo Fighters, "Learn to Fly"
Savage Garden, "Crash and Burn"
Dave Matthews Band, "Crash Into Me"
Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Pretenders, "My City Was Gone"
Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"
Barenaked Ladies, "Falling for the First Time"
Fuel, "Bad Day"
Korn, "Falling Away From Me"
Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Aeroplane"
Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge"
Smashing Pumpkins, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Peter Gabriel, "When You're Falling"
System Of A Down, "Chop Suey!"
Lenny Kravitz, "Fly Away"
Tom Petty, "Free Fallin'"
Bruce Springsteen, "I'm On Fire"
Bruce Springsteen, "Goin' Down"
Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
Limp Bizkit, "Break Stuff"
Green Day, "Brain Stew"
Temple Of The Dog, "Say Hello to Heaven"
Sugar Ray, "Fly"
Local H, "Bound for the Floor"
Slipknot, "Left Behind, Wait and Bleed"
Bush, "Speed Kills"
311, "Down"
Stone Temple Pilots, "Dead and Bloated"
Soundgarden, "Fell on Black Days"
Soundgarden, "Black Hole Sun"
Metallica, "Seek and Destroy"
Metallica, "Harvester of Sorrow"
Metallica, "Enter Sandman"
Metallica, "Fade to Black"
Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
Godsmack, "Bad Religion"
Tool, "Intolerance"
Soundgarden, "Blow Up the Outside World"
Nena, "99 Luft Balloons/99 Red Balloons"
AC/DC, "Shot Down in Flames"
AC/DC, "Shoot to Thrill"
AC/DC, "Dirty Deeds"
AC/DC, "Highway to Hell"
AC/DC, "Safe in New York City"
AC/DC, "TNT"
AC/DC, "Hell's Bells"
Black Sabbath, "War Pigs"
Black Sabbath, "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath"
Black Sabbath, "Suicide Solution"
Kansas, "Dust in the Wind"
Led Zeppelin, "Stairway to Heaven"
The Beatles, "A Day in the Life"
The Beatles, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
The Beatles, "Ticket To Ride"
The Beatles, "Obla Di, Obla Da"
Bob Dylan/Guns N Roses, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Arthur Brown, "Fire"
Blue Oyster Cult, "Burnin' For You"
Paul McCartney & Wings, "Live and Let Die"
Jimi Hendrix, "Hey Joe"
Jackson Browne, "Doctor My Eyes"
John Mellencamp, "Crumbling Down"
John Mellencamp, "Paper In Fire"
U2, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Boston, "Smokin"
Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
Dio, "Holy Diver"
Steve Miller, "Jet Airliner"
Van Halen, "Jump"
Queen, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Queen, "Killer Queen"
Pat Benatar, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Pat Benatar, "Love is a Battlefield"
Oingo Boingo, "Dead Man's Party"
REM, "It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Talking Heads, "Burning Down the House"
Judas Priest, "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll"
Pink Floyd, "Run Like Hell"
Pink Floyd, "Mother"
John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Barry McGuire, "Eve of Destruction"
Steam, "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey"
Drifters, "On Broadway"
Shelly Fabares, "Johnny Angel"
Los Bravos, "Black is Black"
Peter & Gordon, "I Go To Pieces"
Peter & Gordon, "A World Without Love"
Elvis Presley, "(You're the) Devil in Disguise"
Zombies, "She's Not There"
Elton John, "Bennie & The Jets"
Elton John, "Daniel"
Elton John, "Rocket Man"
Jerry Lee Lewis, "Great Balls of Fire"
Santana, "Evil Ways"
Louis Armstrong, "What A Wonderful World"
Youngbloods, "Get Together"
Ad Libs, "The Boy from New York City"
Peter Paul & Mary, "Blowin' in the Wind"
Peter Paul & Mary, "Leavin' on a Jet Plane"
Rolling Stones, "Ruby Tuesday"
Simon & Garfunkel, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Happenings, "See You in Septemeber"
Carole King, "I Feel the Earth Move"
Zager & Evans, "In the Year 2525"
Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit in the Sky"
Brooklyn Bridge, "Worst That Could Happen"
Three Degrees, "When Will I See You Again"
Cat Stevens, "Peace Train"
Cat Stevens, "Morning Has Broken"
Jan & Dean, "Dead Man's Curve"
Martha & The Vandellas, "Nowhere to Run"
Martha & The Vandellas/Van Halen, "Dancing in the Streets"
Hollies, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Sam Cooke/Herman's Hermits, "Wonderful World"
Petula Clark, "A Sign of the Times"
Don Mclean, "American Pie"
J. Frank Wilson/Pearl Jam, "Last Kiss"
Buddy Holly & The Crickets, "That'll Be the Day"
John Lennon, "Imagine"
Bobby Darin, "Mack the Knife"
The Clash, "Rock the Casbah"
Surfaris, "Wipeout"
Blood Sweat & Tears, "And When I Die"
Dave Clark Five, "Bits and Pieces"
Tramps, "Disco Inferno"
Paper Lace, "The Night Chicago Died"
Frank Sinatra, "New York, New York"
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Travelin' Band"
The Gap Band, "You Dropped a Bomb On Me"
Alien Ant Farm, "Smooth Criminal"
3 Doors Down, "Duck and Run"
The Doors, "The End"
Third Eye Blind, "Jumper"
Neil Diamond, "America"
Skeeter Davis, "End of the World"
Ricky Nelson, "Travelin' Man"
Chi-Lites, "Have You Seen Her"
Animals, "We Gotta Get Out of This Place"
Fontella Bass, "Rescue Me"
Mitch Ryder, "Devil with the Blue Dress"
James Taylor, "Fire and Rain"
Edwin Starr/Bruce Springsteen, "War"
Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Tuesday's Gone"
Drowning Pool, "Bodies"
Mudvayne, "Death Blooms"
Megadeth, "Dread and the Fugitive"
Megadeth, "Sweating Bullets"
Saliva, "Click Click Boom"
P.O.D., "Boom"

P.L.U.C.K. a system of a down song. Called Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers. I am gonna complain alot about the police in this one. I can tell already.

I am not an Anarchist. Anarchists are stupid bitches who dont beleive in anything, it was formed by a guy who wanted it 2 be a religion.
But most police are worthless. Especially the Belle Plaine police. They pick on the young. Yes they should straighten the children out before its 2 late on some things but the BP police are so fucking useless. I used 2 hang out on Main Street in Bp all the time(i dont anymore i usually cruise around) and the police will give you loitering tickets if you sat down in certain places. Although it is our FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHT 2 form an ASSEMBLY in which we were doing(just hanging out). Don't they have better things 2 fucking do?!?! Than 2 pick on us. System of a down has a song that's chorus goes like,
"pushing little children
with their fully automatics
they like to push the weak around" which is exacly what they do.
Our fucking mayor is a stupid bitch MAYOR JUDIE CARTER, and BEJA BALVIN IS ALSO. She is on the city concil and comes up with stupid ass laws. One being people with campers would have 2 have them in a garage or park it in a parking lot built buy the city outside of the city which means the city would make a profit by charging these people. My parents own a camper i know that we sure as fuck wouldnt park it thier for somone 2 climb over the fence or whatever they have baracading it off and breaking in/destroying it(campers are easy 2 breakinto) Beja thought this would make our city look better. Luckly this didnt pass. Another thing that she is trying 2 get passed now is cars that dont run must not be in the street or in your yard. So it must be in a garage. Thats bullshit and unfortunetly i think this one is getting passed.
The BP police hand out parking and tobacco tickets 2 kids all the time. That pisses my grandpa off, he doesnt want me 2 smoke and he bitches whenever he smells a cigarette but he says, "They should be gettin the dope pushers instead of pickin' on the kids with a smoke." He got really mad when Des Moines announced how many pocession of tobacco tickets were given out. He said that if a group of adults were smokin 'dope' the police would be 2 scared 2 even say anything. He also thinks that the police are with the drugs and that teachers are on drugs. I think my grandpa is a bit pissed off at the world so i ignore most the shit he says. System of a down has lyrics that go like this,
"I buy my crack, I smack my bitch
right here in hollywood "
Do you have any idea how many movie stars in america or any rich people get away with drugs? Drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world. Belle Plaine has a major problem with METH. The police hasnt arrested anyone with meth for nearly a year. But they seem 2 hand out parking and pocession of tobacco tickets like they used 2 hand out those D.A.R.E stickers (most cities are getting rid of the DARE program, cause it doesnt work and one DARE instructor got caught with drugs!). They know who smokes cigarettes. They fine them. They know who drinks. They fine them. They know who smokes weed. They fine them. They know who sells weed. They get them. They know who smokes&sells meth and other harder drugs....they dont do shit. They have little prisons. nearly 2 million americans are incarcerated in the prison system of the US. Most of them are in on minor drug offenders. They should give out treatments for these people, get the meth 'pushers' end of fuckin story.

I got this in my email. Thought it was funny. Its chainmail and i hate chainmail so i thought i would put in on here instead of sending it out.

Ten Things that Piss Me Off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happY considering he has no
dick .
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too."
Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin ceiling up there.
7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy? 8. When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the
first one!!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you
were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
10. When you go to a restaurant and the damn waiter asks "May i help
you?".
NO SHIT! Why the fuck would i come to a damn restaurant if you're not going to help
me!? I mean c'mon.. I'm not really going to go into the damn kitchen and serve myself am I?

The smack in the face POLL

Rosie O'Donnel came in first (big surprise) Mrs. Fathead herself. This bitch's show is like intended for 8yearolds and 30 year soccer moms. My mom watches the show for the guests she says she cant stand Rosie but she has good guests. Anyways i have watched it a few times with her and twice i saw her home videos WITHOUT MAKEUP she is the ugliest bitch ever. Big black bags under her eyes and everything. I really despise of her.
Ricki Martin and Aaron Carter came in second tied up.
Then Fred Durst for ruining Limp Bizkit. I loved LB first album and it all went down the shitter after that.
Carson Daily, Tech$, and missy Elliot are tied up after that. I hate Missy Elliot and Tech more than any of them. I wish they would of won. They really piss me off. Well thats all i have 2 say about that.

AMERICA&TERRORISM #3

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Cause if you dont get the whole thing you will probably be pissed off ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A CLOSED MINDED BITCH!

PLEASE CONTINUE

Well today 9/15 four days after the terrorist attacks I am gonna make a little update. Just like I said there would be some kind of panic for GAS. The NY stock exchange hasnt opened back up yet, but I NOW THINK that they won't change much. Especially considering that the stock market hasnt been going up lately. And they still havn't done shit 2 the person who planned this bastardly act of a FACELESS COWARD(stole that from Bush).

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Now I think that it is FUCT UP that suddenly Bush is a role model and people LOOK UP 2 him. When LESS THAN A WEEK AGO alot of people made fun of him. When Bush hasn't done anything. I AM NOT SAYING THERE IS ANYTHING HE CAN/COULD DO
but still. Jay Leno and Conan O'brien and all the rest of late night television wasnt on. I wonder when they will and how they will open the show.
"PATIOTISM is at the highist peak America has expierenced [in a long time]" I am sure you heard this a hundren fuckin' times if you watched TV at all the last 2 days. But the forgot 2 add what i put in these [bracket] things. Because i am sure when America got its freedom from England WE HAD HUGE ASS parties and everyone was waving the flag. Another thing is everone is worshiping the flag, if you read eNeME street you probably saw my views on the flag. But seeing the fire fighters roll that huge ass flag down from the Pentagon I was glad 2 be an American. I am PROUD of that anyways even though i hate CORPORATE AMERICA which WAS basically controlled by the world trade center. Once again i must add that killing people gets you nowhere. And that those bastards that did this are burning in HELL and so will the fuckers that planned this. I even thought of getting rid of all the UNAMERICAN stuff but i know that when america gets over this and we will. The govnment will still need some changes.

The end.

AMERICA&TERRORISM #2

Before I go i am gonna add my view on what i think will happen in the next few days or weeks.
First of all there will be no more bombings for the next couple of days or weeks or months. A few people started crying at school not because people died but because they think thier boyfriends will be drafted. Well before i snap i should get this off my chest. Nobody is trying 2 kill america. there will not be a war. china and iraq have nothing 2 do with this they would just bomb us not have suicide bombers. you dont go 2 war against a terrorist group especially when you cant find them! and nobody will be drafted! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT SOMTHING!
If it is that Osama bin Laden guy who i think it is and not 2 mention is a fucking millionaire;he isnt gonna try going 2 war against us with his little army cruisader dipshit fuckers who think they will go 2 heaven if they kill us Americans. We have found before he just likes keeping america on the edge of thier seats and proving he can fuck us up and get us off track. He is gonna get bigger plans and ideas but he is not gonna even try 2 go 2 war with us cause he cant win and he has nothing 2 win. The coward hides in a fucking forest in the middle of bum fuck nowhere circle jerking off with his palestinian butt buddies. US spy satelites still dont know where his camp is at. He likes nit-picking at us and will keep doing shit like this until he dies. Guerilla warfare.
Probably Thursday if the stock market even opens like planned the bottom will drop out probably. Gas will go up ONLY because of people believing that they will go up. Once one person sends this around everyone catches on; people buy more which creates DEMAND and then people will line up and fight over it that makes LOW SUPPLY which both make prices ^ go up. (take intro. 2 business and you learn this the first week!)
Which creates unneeded choas.
Holy shit i was right. People are lined up in Cedar Rapids and we are running out of gas. $4 a gallon in Des Moines and Waterloo...wait $6 in a small town!
Just like Tool says Wes also says:

BeK93162: here come the dumbfounded dipshits

This took away the hype of condit all day and all week this will be on and we will constantly be remided of it. All day long it was on and over and over again i watched it at school.
My closing statement i will try 2 lighten up the subject with a simple quote from Wes.

BeK93162: on top of all that im hard as a rock from watching jenna bush on the news all day

AMERICA&TERRORISM #1

Finally we dont have 2 listen 2 the media hype up the Gary condit shit, but unfortunitly a huge trajedy happened on 9-11. I cant really put a view down until it all unfolds and we know who did it. I believe that it was Saudi Osama bin Laden. All those stupid ass palestinian fucks were dancing and singing proud about this BASTARDLY ACT. Nothing good ever comes out of the death of innocent people. But at least those fuckers died in the blaze 2 and are burning in fucking hell.
I dont know much about the world trade center but i do remember in 1999 the riots in Seattle against the WORLD TRADE ORGANIZATION which i disaprove of it. The WTO has panels composed of NON-elected trade specialists who act as judges over economic issues, placing them beyond the reach of national sovereignty and popular control, thereby ensuring that community interests will be subordinated to finance capital. There is no public input, no conflict of interest provisions and the decision making is in secret. After a ruling the WTO can force a national law to be changed either by raising retaliatory tariffs or by demanding cash compensation equal to the value of the lost trade. A non-elected WTO panel in January, 1999, ruled that the European Union could no longer give preferential treatment to banana imports from the Caribbean. The European Union, for 20 years, has had an agreement with impoverished former colonies in the Caribbean to buy two thirds of the EU banana imports. The loss of the banana trade with the EU will have devastating consequences for thousands of people across the Caribbean who depend solely on this industry. Mass poverty, high unemployment and instability in the region are inevitable due to this WTO ruling. And guess who will pay for the unemployment? Probably us the US or charities or some major fucking baseball star.
Now i realize why they had the riots. The Seattle meeting never did go threw thanks to the rioters.
But the World Trade Center I think is totally somthing else.
The Pentagon burning is a wake up call 2 America and especially the Bush adminastration that was needed but unfortunatly had 2 happen this way.

Mick Thompson of the band Slipknot got hassled at an airport for wearing a T-shirt that read 'Fuck me I'm famous.' This is what he had 2 say about it (I found it interesting)

We were stuck with this fucking vicious three-hour layover and our gate was four miles from the nearest place to have a cigarette, so we were walking back and forth in the Detroit airport and we must have done it five times and not got hassled once. All of the sudden, this security lady comes out of nowhere. And I'm sketched out. I've been up all night. I'm hungover. I haven't had any fucking sleep at all. I'm in vicious mode. She runs up to me and says, 'Turn that shirt inside out or take it off, there are kids here.' I didn't even say a fucking word. I just kept walking. And she's like, 'Did you hear me? Do you speak English?' And I looked at her and said, 'Are you fucking racist? What kind of a question is that?' And she said, 'Turn it inside out or take it off. There are kids here.' And I said, 'Yeah, kids that can't read the fucking thing in the first place.' And she was like, 'Well, there are women here too.' And I was like, 'Yeah, and they are probably laughing there fucking asses off about it. Chill out.' So my friend was like, 'Freedom of speech, lady! Freedom of speech!' And she's like, 'Not in a public place.' And I was like, 'Oh that's right we have a layover in Germany!'"
"So we go back to the gate and all of the sudden we see all these security people flying all over the place, just losing their fucking minds and we were sitting right there. Don't know how the fuck they missed us. Finally, they started calling our flight and they looked right at us and I just ripped open my jacket and went [laughs hysterically] Ha! Ha!' and ran on the plane. Long story short, don't hire morons to do fucking security. She was probably a detention monitor when she was younger but good God. Have a Cinnabon and calm the fuck down. Everyone in the world can kiss my ass because I'm going to wear my fucking t-shirt whether you like it or not."

Stereotypes

Well i use stereotypes all the time but it pisses me off when they are used at me and my friends. I just need somthin 2 bitch about SO FUCK OFF if you are gonna call me a hypicrite (i know i spelled it wrong and dont care).
My friend wes and i with out a doubt prob wont beable 2 get a job anywhere in belle plaine especially food pride cause dennis wont hire anyone who walks around Main Street. Plus the way we dress. Parents dont really like us either which really pisses me off considering i probably have a better grade point average than thier kids. Speaking of that did you know the school has a list of each class rating the kids by their gradepoint average.
Thats kinda wierd.
I got shit eversince like the 6th grade when i put a a chain on my wallet. And in the 7or8th when i got my ballchain necklace my Step Dad called me a faggot so i didnt wear it again for about 4 months and would take it off when i came in the house until about 6 months was about when i started 2 wear it in front of him and in my mind thought FUCK HIM i am not gonna be no fuckin poser hypricrit bitch and stopped caring.
Anyways it really sucks 2 be Wes. He is asked if he is out for football more than anybody else in the world! Just because he is like 7foottall and has the figures of an ape. He cant help it. The mans hands are twice the size of anybody in the whole highschool. And the funny thing is he is asked it more than twice by the same parents especially when the football season is starting up or during it.

My friend Wes played a Blink 182 cd that had the lyrics 'girls are sluts' we thought this was funny and would say it when we are just walking down the street.
I once had a animated logo that i stole from a mushroomhead site that said '99.98% of women that wear black underwear are...CLOSETWHORES.' I laughed about this and i got alot of girls telling me they wear black underwear and they aren't closetwhores, i just laughed. I am now gonna make a list of what i believe means a chick is a closetwhore.

OK here we go, the black underwear thing is a yes.
No underwear is a yes.
Thong underwear is different though(unless its black). Alot of preppy girls wear it and it is kinda a fad now so its not really a closet whore thing.
Chicks who shave thier eyebrows so they are thin and perfect have a 99% chance of being a closetwhore. I dont know why they want thier eyebrows 2 look like this but they do, i also dont know how they do it evenly.
Some chicks shave thier eyebrows off all the way, and use a makeup pencil and draw eyebrows on. I see this alot and even on 40 year old women. ... very strange...closet whore.

I know there is more i had a big list but cant think of anymore if you can think of anytell me.

I worked for a trap shooting place in neat waterloo this summer putting clay pigdeons on a metal arm that swings around at over 45mph and could rip my fuckin hand off. I didnt this work while being fearful of not putting it on intime and loosing my hand or falling into the arm and loosing a rip or possibly my nose or face. If you fuct up you were yelled at by some old guy or a fat fucker who couldnt even crawl down into the whole i was shooting it out of. All these people were all proub 2 be gun tottin NRA members with bumper stickers that say "MY PRESIDENT IS CHARELS HESTON" (4thosethatdontknow he is the president of the NRA). I am not dissing these people yet cause i love my support 2 bare arm even though some guns are illegal and i like the NRA in fact i want that sticker.

Now this is when i am gonna start bitchin and dissin'. (that rhyms) Every day we were forced 2 stop stand and stare at the flag while a really bad crackly take of the national anthem was played over the loud speaker that with any trace of bass sounded 25 times worse than brians sturtz's car speakers. If we didnt we were fired we were told. I was not a big fan of this but i did it cause i got good money. Even though i wore my system of a down shirt with an upside down flag on it which i wore during the fourth of july also. One year my parents made me go 2 a tractor pull which was filled with official white trash that see themselves as all-american. I wore my hat the threw the whole thing and was stared at that pissed me off so half way threw i sat down and stared back at the pissed off fat welfare seeking motherfuckers. My uncle hates flag burners cause of the simple fact of how many people died for the flag. But do you know what, it wasnt for thier flag it was for their country and for thier family and thier freedom. So i definetly am not gonna worship a piece of cloth not a song. Especialy a song that was written DURING SLAVERY. And i am not sure as fuck not gonna clap after the phrase "...the land of the free and the home of the brave." when we are not free enough 2 speed in our own car, beg for money on a street corner or even talk on some street corners(vagranncy and loitering), we have lost so many freedoms. And BRAVE? Definetly not after that word our ex-president was a draft dodger, and was such a coward he sold military secrets 2 china; the reason we have so little freedoms is our lack of bravness our fellow fat americans dont care as long as they have cable and potato chips. BRAVE? Our death rate with suicide is unbelievable. The only brave thing i can think of that americans do is our teens being BRAVE enough 2 have sex BRAVE enough 2 KILL an innocent baby iside of thier bodies....wait thats not brave at all. That song is so fuckin ass backwards and ironic that its still around let alone written at the time that its not even funny.
Yesturday at work we were informed that we MUST take off our hats or we will be fired cause the shooters were complaining. THAT PISSED ME OFF!
And i made my point at about noon i said "Jesus christ these people make us take off our hats for the flag and the national anthem cause they love thier country so much but they leave thier cardboard boxes on the ground which IS AMERICA ITSELF." this got the old peoples attention and pissed the 30-40 year olds but they all walked away in shame with thier heads down.

stupidfuckers.

Fuck Censorship.

I hate censorship. Stupid fuckin people cracking down on everything and anything they can. Why do they this is a fact i would like 2 share: Cause it makes them feel like their life is good, like they are perfect, and cause they are on one huge ass POWERTRIP.
The thing that makes me mad is when they censor art. Painting, drawings, or music or plays.
Mother fuckin Mayor Giuliani of New York is about the stupidest motherfucker ever elected in for anything. Here is a few stories on him.
You see, they passed the cabaret law back in 1926, and it prohibits dancing in bars if the bar doesn't have a cabaret license. Jazz was basically the punk rock of the 20s, and when white kids started going to Harlem to dance in the jazz clubs, the establishment freaked out and passed the law. If there are more than three people dancing they'll shut the place down. Of course, it hadn't been enforced for decades before Giuliani took over. Suddenly it was back in effect. Plus the stupid basturd tried banning a thing of the virgin mary made of cow vaginas (which is creepy and wierd...creepy...and wierd) and many other things. A few years ago he tried pulling another stunt here is a story told first hand.

It was a strange moment at last year's Sick Shit Art Show when the NYPD Morals Squad arrived. We remember seeing a few of them pushing through, the bright yellow lettering - MORALS - on the back of their jackets. We'd never heard of such a thing, and suspected a prank. Rudy Giuliani wouldn't really waste his soldiers on an art show - or would he?

He would - and did. The goons went over the venue with a fine-tooth comb, looking for any violations of NYC's antiquated Moral Code. Sick Shit must have seemed like a slam dunk for them. But no. After disrupting the show with their intimidation tactics they walked out having written exactly one ticket: for the improper storage of an ice cream scoop. How the keeping and care of kitchen utensils falls under the Morals Squad's jurisdiction, we still can't figure out.

This year, Sick Shit IV storms into CB's Gallery on May 26. With Jonathan Le Vine co-curating with Sally Herships, it is sure to be just as interesting as the last show.

We can't promise that you'll get to see real-life police harassment, but we can tell you this: The art is not to be missed

Childmolesters

I am staying w/ my cousin in knoxville and next door are a bunch of VA patients( mentally retarded people). These people are scary yet you kinda feel sorry for them cause when they walk they look down at their feet. Anyways they stay with these black guys who are on like crack and just as wierd as they are. The thing is that they steal my cousins dog 2 take it for walks and shit. One of them got hit by a mother fuckin snow plow.
My cousin has a 3 year old daughter and one of the black guys is a high risk sex offender; i was gonna put his pic' up on my site cause he is freakin huge.
You can't do anything about them either cause the gov't has this thing that you they have the right 2 live like normal people and shit. Well you can't understand a damn thing they fuckin say cause they are so fucked up on crack thier face is numb and the mental patients are prob on crack 2, they are trying 2 fuck the damn dog while the rapist has already been turned into by the neighter for window peaking.

SHITTY MUSIC

Just like everything else in corporate america the music industry turned 2 shit and sold out. Bands are selling out everyday and people don't notice it until the band breaks up or has gone pop. Sugar Ray used to be a rock band-now pop. Limp Bizkit used to be a rap-rock band which means rock music and lyrics but with a rappish style-now they are a rock band with a rapper. To tell you the truth thier new album blows. Cypress Hill's rock CD on Skull/Bone is more rock then them. N'SYNC and all the other boy bands which are ussaully MADE by a record label. Brittany Spears and all those pop singer girls are 2 be expected, they are made for little 6-7 year olds. I know pop music when i hear it but i know its as pop as it gets when guys in purple camaros are listening 2 it and my 3&5 year old nieces have the CD. Lou Bega and Shaggy both loved by MTV and nobody else except little kids.
WHY DO THEY HAVE HIGH RECORD SALES YOU ASK?
I'll tell you why.
We live in an america where people don't know what they like whether its clothes or music. If someone on TV has or listens 2 it these people go and buy it. And even the people on TV don't know what they like, such as Carson Daily of MTV. This little fucker is the cheesiest basturd i know the king of posers and his show shows it. I bet that if a few non-gay people shoved corn cobs up their ass all the TJ fuckin Schields and Carson Dailys of the world would ask, "Where did you get the corn cob?"
I hate this america i hate the music industry i hate: everymotherfuckinthingaboutthe90'sandnewmillenium.
I was watchin Tv when i flipped on MTV and saw 3LW performing that "gona play" song i dont know what it's called but i thought it was a bunch of people singin' say what kareokee (i know i spelled it wrong) cause they sucked so bad, they were fuckin half lip synching it. I dont know when off beat dancing and lip synching was fun 2 watch BUT I dO KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT. Destiny's Child is another shit band they try being role models 2 teenage girls so they write/buy a song called "BOOTIE-LICIOUS" WHAT THE FuCK were they thinking when they sang that song into the microphone and had the computer software PRO-TOOLS make their vocals sound intune and on key?
And who the fuck got the idea 2 release it as a single?
Country music has gone pop and now added sex 2 thier arsonal of songs about Drinkin, divorce, and a dead dog. There are a few good bands still out thier that havn't been found yet, after that i don't know what will happen.

Sports

Every time a teacher or someones parents ask the question "are you out for any sports?" or "why aren't you out for any sports?" I have to hold myself back from going off.
The thing is, most sports fans and most of the parents who ask me that are fat. Once again I don't hate 'fat' people its just most fat people are stupid.
I personally like watching some sports, I like playing a few also. But I am not gonna get screamed at by a fat coach who can't do half the shit I can(am not athletic nor strong) or by some stupid fuckin' fatass redneck person in the crowd who can't touch his toes let alone see them. They are just pushing thier kids hard cause thier dream went down the shitter. infact I doubt they even played college. Instead they are stuck in some shit-hole job that they hate(probably an office or factory).
The other thing is I suck at most sports so if I even tried out for the team I probably wouldn't make an effort an the field if i even got that far. I used 2 play football with my friends at the park or in a friends yard and i still would 2 this day. I'm just not gonna be yelled at by a fuckin' piece of shit who I will probably hate for the rest of my life.
I have a short temper in runs in my family hell my grandpa cusses at the workers at Menards, Burger King, and just about ever grocery store. We arn't people persons. I definetly wouldn't last long be yelled at by a stupid fan or an asshole coach. THATS MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' 2 IT.

People=shit

I have got so much shit on this at my old site that I am gonna blow.
The average american is over wieght i don't hate these people, but most fat people are stupid. In fact Ilike 2 use the word "slobs" too classify them, if that is true which it is, than overwieght is no longer over wieght.
Are you following me?
Ok so most of americans are fat so they have it in thier heads that if the average american is over wieght they are no longer over wieght and they think probably by what Jim Morrison once said "There is nothing wrong with with being a large animal".
Well there is. I don't wanna go off in a rant here but when i go 2 the local store I notice myself that the average fat person is lazy and stupid. If they can't wait befor they purchase it or get 2 thier trailers they have a problem. i see it all the time fat people eating ice cream bars while waiting in line quite a bit. These same people travel 2 the store with thier kids who are wearing snowboots during fall and the parents are wearing thier dirty 'K-Mart' special sweatpants that sometimes have holes in the knees.
My question is how do they get dirty? How do they get holes in the knees? Most of them live off welfare and don't work. What do they crawl on thier dirty floor to get thier potato chip befor the "damn dog" gets it.
I can't even escape this at the Mall. I would be embarrased to go out in public let alone the mall that way.

Our teachers who hence the name teach our children-who are our future leaders, are paid as much as a convienence store clerk. How can you teach in a crappy classroom plus you have 2 buy alot of the supplies yourself to teach the class when you can barely make the payments on your car?

This is living proof that out government has failed. They can't pay for our schools that keep our children in and i hear it on the news every week that they can't pay for the prisons that hold our 'troubled adults'. Prisoners can smoke and watch cable they can wieght lift and if you ask me the only down fall is the food and the showers(dont drop the soap). And its expensive too! The government is far enough in debt due 2 the brand new limos that Bush got and all the plane trips the gov't officials take including Airforce One,(don't forget we used 2 give millions to Russia after the cold war i think we still are) prisons just pushes them further in debt. Dennis Miller once said that it would be cheaper 2 keep them in a Super 8. And if u look at how much it costs for one day its true.
I could write a book on this so I'll stop.