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Spotted in a hotel in Viena.
I guess they are saying men have to sit and piss. 
What odes this asperagus look like?
I dont think i would want it in my soup. 
I usually don't drink bottled water cause i dont like water at all unless its cold. But when i do buy it i get DASANI I thinks its the best especially cause Aquafina tastes like salt. But in school i HAVE 2 buy Aquafina and i buy a bottle like every hour (cause the schools water sucks and i only like COLD water) I noticed that Aquafina has an EXPIERATION DATE. That fuckin' blew my mind cause why would they have that on water? Which brings me back 2 the point that it tastes like salt.
I was reading about what creates CHAOS and i read this that i thought was cool.
One reason that the elements in chaotical dynamical systems are so sensitive to their initial conditions is that these complex systems are subject to feedback. For example, through its constant eddies and turbulence, the water in a stream creates feedback by constantly folding back on itself.
Systems fraught with a type of feedback called "positive feedback" wil undergo a radical change of behaviour, such as when a microphone is placed beside a speaker and the microscopic static blows up into an a deafening screech, or when a tiny grain of ice on a aeroplane's wing explodes into a tubulence substantial enough to cause the plane to crash. Systems that change through their feedback are said to be nonlinear.
The chaologists have learned that in some circumstances non-linear systems do behave in a regular, orderly cyclical way until something sets them off-and a critical point is passed and suddenly they go chaotic. But then another benchmark may have passed and they'll return to order again.
As the chaologists worked they quickly discovered that a dynamical system's transition areas- the points at which the systems moves from stability to complexity- were the most intersting places. Inside these transition zones and boundary regions, systems degenerate and emerge in patterns. Though unpredictable in detail, one can predict the patterns and ranges of a system's movement.
In fact scientsists learned that there are certain repeatable, rough patterns that systems seem attracted to as they break down into or emerge from chaos. The discovery delighted scientists because it meant they could hang on to their familiar scientific reverence for predictability - though now it was a strange kind of predictability.
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper. Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well.
In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips.
Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body."
But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20.
Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press).
This link is a news report about a teacher who died from habing a heart attack after being kicked by a little boy. http://www.smh.com.au/breaking/2001/11/01/FFXZ8S9EHTC.html What is wrong with this CARROT? 
the guy pictured here walked around Benco Man. passing out this picture and $2 bills trying 2 get people 2 join thier cult. THATS ALOT OF MONEY! I found this in my Driver's Ed. book
READ WHATS IN THE YELLOW. 
Dentist say you should cover your toothbrush or keep it at least 8FEET from your toilet. Reason being when your toilet flushes microscopic shit can fling out up 2 8FEET AWAY! |
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Check out the article above. These guys yelled "Dirty Sanchez!" in public more than Cartmen from south park, they even got the local newspaper fooled into printing it, and people ate the chili unknowingly what the name is (Except for a few nasty spectators caught on, such as the Health Inspector!). Senior Sanchez would be proud... :) (Definition of a Dirty Sanchez: A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. ) 
This guy tried burning a US flag and caught himself on fire. 
If i had my own company i would make Caffinated MILK or WATER i would be rich. Chaos in Greek mythology, is the vacant, unfathomable space from which everything arose. | |
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